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It's A Good Day To Be A Truck Driver

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2012 at 6:00PM

I see Matt's BJ Champion, but I personally prefer a Clithero.

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With Aveeno?! Somebody's Gettin' Fancy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 23, 2012 at 4:00PM

Nothing says, "rich douchebag" like masturbating with oatmeal body cream.

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A Jewish Gay Dude's Worst Nightmare

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2012 at 12:00PM

"Thanks, but I'd rather have the matzo balls."

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Is That A Threat?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 11, 2012 at 2:00PM

I see Gary Busey's writing church signs now.

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Hit The Nail On The Head

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 2, 2012 at 2:00PM

Yes. Macaulay Culkin, Christina Aguilera, Mario Lopez.. Okay fine. I'll call the center.

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I Hear It's Always Open

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

People come for the pie but stay because no, you are not excused.

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Orca Hand Signals Are My Favorite Hand Signals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 14, 2012 at 10:00AM

Your girlfriend. Because she's a whale.

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Ah, College

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 22, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Then what do I do if I'm horny?" -Your Dad

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Missing Dog

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

It wasn't the humping that made them realize he was gay. It was the fact that he's in excellent shape and is incredibly well groomed.

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Some Jokes Never Get Old

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 4:00PM

Although if it were Uranus, we'd still ask you to keep it clean.

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