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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

I See What You Did There

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Sweaty Buttcrack heating service is their sister company.

[via Funny Junk]

Tags: 

air

conditioning

nipples

sign

stiff

van

Honesty Is The Best Policy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

If you don't masturbate, you don't deserve to smile anyway.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

LOL

masturbate

sign

smile

Congratulations, Cortney!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 31, 2012 at 11:00AM

Luckily she carried around that egg without breaking it for three whole days.

[via FailBlog]

WARNING!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 26, 2012 at 12:00PM

They could cut your achilles, then rob and murder you.

[via BuzzFeed]

Tags: 

achilles

car

penguins

sign

under

warning

wtf

But..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2012 at 10:00AM

How am I supposed to get my shower steaming hot?

[via LOLpix]

Tags: 

no

pop

shower

sign

steaming

wtf

You're Not Alone

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 20, 2012 at 10:00AM

She's happy it's Friday too.

[via Uber Humor]

Tags: 

GIF

hit

hurt

LOL

ouch

reporter

sign

stop

True Friends Celebrate Everything Together

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 19, 2012 at 2:00PM

I hope someone took a pic of the action so they can put it up on the fridge.

[via Cherry Plucker]

Tags: 

anal

best

celebrate

celebration

friends

girls

party

sign

Sex Can Wait!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 19, 2012 at 1:00PM

Shouldn't be too hard for an engineering student.

[via 9gag]

Tags: 

billboard

engineer

future

Sex

sign

Well, This Park Sucks

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

I have the same sign in my bedroom. Keep it simple, gentlemen.

[via IHC]

Tags: 

dog

funny

no

no doggy style

park

sign

I See Your Mom Opened Up A BBQ Joint

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2012 at 5:00PM

Seriously though, be as gummy as possible.

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

bbq

beef

gum

meat

sign

teeth

texas

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