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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

The Saddest Sandwich

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 23, 2012 at 3:00PM

And you can also grow your own bread from our packaged tears of children, you horrible, horrible human.

[via failblog]

Tags: 

BLT

farming

grown your own

piglets

sign

Play Safe

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 22, 2012 at 6:00PM

You don't know where I'm hiding.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

aids

hide and seek

poster

psa

sign

wtf

New Episodes Of Tosh.0 Return Next Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 21, 2012 at 5:00PM

Also, backfat.

[thanks Conor]

Truth in Advertising

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

Why not embrace the fact that your meatball sandwich is terrible?  It worked for Subway.

[via flavorpill]

Well Look At That!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 17, 2012 at 10:00AM

Yeah. So get a job you lazy piece of shit.

[via IMNS]

Occupy Taco Bell

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 15, 2012 at 5:00PM

He is the 99 cent.

[via imgur]

Tags: 

food

guacamole

occupy

protest

recipe

sign

Your Ex-Girlfriend's Favorite News Station

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 11, 2012 at 5:00PM

Fair and balanced is not that bitch's style.

[via izismile]

Tags: 

ABC News

affairs

car

cunt

door

sign

I'm Sorry, What Now, Nail Salon?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 11, 2012 at 11:00AM

How much for the manicure-pedicure-great fuck combo?

[via I Heart Chaos]

Tags: 

english

nail

name

sign

store name

Your New Favorite Bar

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 7, 2012 at 3:00PM

At the very least it covers up your herpes with buffalo sauce.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

bar

funny sign

herpes

restaurant

sign

wings

yum

A Job Opportunity For The Ladies

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 2, 2012 at 5:00PM

Sure, we've got a glass ceiling. But it's fucking spotless.

So that's something to be proud of.

[via I Am Bored]

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