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Yeah 'Right'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

OK, which one of our ex-girlfriends wrote this sign?

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Hard Sell

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 28, 2013 at 1:00PM

Umm, they totally left out "dark empty field."

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We Can Do This, America

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Crap, the 's' in 'settle' isn't capitalized. Ah, screw it."

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You Just Haven't Met The Right One Yet

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

This highway does a great impression of my dad.

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Excuse Your French

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 27, 2013 at 3:00PM

Today's special: your punk-ass on a platter.

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Thank God, My Anus Only Speaks French

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 5:00PM

Unless of course "violent diarrhea" counts as a language. ;)

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Have You Met My Associate, Balls Hurtington?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

They only give 8 digit phone numbers to people with the least fortunate names.

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Come One, Come All

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

Aunt Lucy's: a great place to get dinner, and gonorrhea.

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So It Was Hot 3 Months Ago?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 25, 2013 at 11:00AM

Fun Fact: "General Tso" is actually an 80s hair band.

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I Guess The Credit Card Machine Is Broken

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 3:00PM

Want Some Fries? Slap Our Thighs.

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