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You Can Really Taste the Tard

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 7, 2011 at 1:00PM

From the makers of Frosted Freaks, Apple Jerks and Cinnamon Toast Cunt!

[via The Chive]

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Because Hanging a 'No Mexicans' Sign Is Illegal

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 7, 2011 at 11:00AM

THIS THEATRE IS BURRITO BOWL ONLY.

[via I Am Bored]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Zombie Protester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 4, 2011 at 12:00PM

The safe word is Obamacare.

We received over 500 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John Huntington.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

You Can Really Taste the Ho

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 4, 2011 at 10:00AM

Of all people, my mom sent me this pic.

Mom.  I told you.  I'm not going to advertise your apple butter business on the blog, okay.

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Rebels with a Cause

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 3, 2011 at 3:00PM

"If the city doesn't want us to drink from open containers, why do they have a football team?"

[via Izismile]

What Do ESPN and Penis Have in Common?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 2, 2011 at 4:00PM

Well, for starters, 4 letters.

[via It Makes No Sense]

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