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Thank you, Dad, for providing me with this club that is poppin', and this fine ass booty which rests in front of me. In my own name, Amen.
[via I am Bored]
According to Geekologie,
"The app takes users through the sacrament – in which Catholics admit their wrongdoings – and allows them to keep track of their sins.
It also allows them to examine their conscience based on personalised factors such as age, sex and marital status – but it is not intended to replace traditional confession entirely."
Ah, yes. An app on your phone that allows you to keep track of your sins. As if your girlfriend didn't have enough ammo as is.
The internet used to be "the tool of the devil," but now, according to The Register, the Vatican declared "the internet blessed." Looks like someone discovered tentacle porn.
Amen.
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