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"Eighth time I've had to do this tonight."

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this shirtless songster mingles with Daniel in a CeWEBrity Profile!

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

This isn't the first time she's mistaken the back for the front. If you know what I mean. 

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

You should hear me beatbox about hot dogs.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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They rehearse eight hours a day.

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Give her all the law degrees.

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Lorne Michaels is all like, "Shit. I didn't know we could get a musical guest that doesn't even speak! We missed out."

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"I'm sorry, did you want a cherry limeade or my vagina? Because you can have both." -Sonic Employee

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Wait, which one of them is fake pregnant with Jay-Z's baby?! I can't even tell the difference!

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I can't even tell which one is bad at singing.

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