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Some people knock at fame's door without an answer for years, others for their entire lives.

And sometimes all they need to push that door wide open is a little help from well-meaningstrangers.

Let's do our part today and give two young ladies an encouraging thrust into infamythe spotlight. Because if anyone deserves to be the next Barbra StreisandMiley Cyrus, it's Youtube darlings Lexy and Stephany.

Email your mom. Post to Facebook. Share the magic.

Because I think we can all agree that there is nothing quite as refreshing as a green screened oceannew talent!

After the jump, the sisters do ABBA…

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Girl Throwing Up on Roller Coaster
• Choir Puke
• Ski Lift Faceplant
• Four Grown Men Jump Though a Hula Hoop
• Man Argues With Goat
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Stick Up With a Stick
• Kinect Bad Parenting Fail
• Web Rematch raw clip: Hurdle Fail Girls
  
• Drunk Guy Pees in His Mouth
• Tiptoes Trailer
• Viewer Video: Bad Murderer

Empire State Gold Buyers know about gold.

So they must know that this commercial is PURE GOLD.

If you melted this commercial down, you could exchange it for wads of cash. It's ten times better than any million dollar ad that played during the Super Bowl.

Sure, the Darth Vader VW kid is cute. But the monotone singing grandma who can't get anything right? She's Madison Avenue gold!

[via BWE]

The Super Bowl got off to an embarrassing start last night when Christina Aguilera flubbed the fourth line of The Star-Spangled Banner.

I guess that's what we get for letting a Mexican sing it.

That's a joke.  Actually, Ms. Aguilera is half Ecuadorian.  I realize that suggesting she might be Mexican is offensive to Mexican people who'd prefer not to be associated with her.

But all kidding aside, where was Mo Cheeks??

And don't tell me he wasn't at the Super Bowl, because I saw A-Rod there, which means all of our countries' greatest athletes were there, which means Mo Cheeks had to have been there.

To summarize, we probably shouldn't entrust the lyrics of our national anthem to a woman who isn't sure if her own name is spelled with an "X" or not.

Next time, bring Daniel and his cue cards.  Or just have Natalie Gilbert do it.

Or maybe, instead of trying to perform vocal fellatio on our nation's most important song like a hooker trying to bring Uncle Sam to climax, just pay attention and sing the fucking lyrics.

At the very least, however, we can take solace in knowing that nothing Christina Aguilera did to this country could be as insulting as what Fergie and Slash did to Axl Rose.

[via The Daily What]

Yeah. But is he homeless??!?!?

[via the DW]

If Ke$ha was all of sudden replaced with this kid, I don't think a single person would notice.

He could perform at her concerts and show up to her interviews with his banana in hand and we'd all just be like, "Wow. Ke$ha looks better without makeup on."

Some might even say, "Huh. I didn't know she could sing."

[via TBT]

Everyone keeps sending me this video of a parrot singing "Let the bodies hit the floor."

I'm guessing this is just a lame promotional tool.  Hey, Drowning Pool.  I'm sorry your new record isn't selling as well as you'd like but that's no reason to ruin a perfectly good parrot.

[via everyone]

So, yes, she's holding the microphone backwards, but at least they put the CD she's lip syncing to right-side up in the player.

[via CollegeHumor]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Over the weekend, the Internet did you a favor and found you a girlfriend.

Well, two possible girlfriends, actually.  You can take your pick.

I'm leaning towards the girl on the left.  At least she had the balls to punch that other girl in the face.  Though she does have balls, which makes me a bit apprehensive…

[via CollegeHumor]