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Some Friendly Advice

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

I can’t tell which is worse to advertise, that you exclusively jerk off, or that you hate women.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

This Dinner Party Is In No Way Sad

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 11, 2013 at 1:00PM

He's invited everyone who's going to eat him after he definitely dies alone.

[via The Chive]

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The Saddest Smoothie

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

"Yeah, I'll take the #3 with extra crushing loneliness on the side."

[via Acid Cow]

Pop Quiz, Ladies

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 30, 2013 at 4:00PM

D. I chose to buy and wear this shirt.

[via Sierra Bold]

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desperation

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t-shirt

why

wtf

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 7, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: