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• Excellent mug shots. Somebody's rockin' the smoky eye!
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• And JA RULE IS OUT OF PRISON!!�It must be the ass, that got me like that…

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Then don't make it horrible.

It was between this and COOLWIDOWER58.

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The best way to show you're happy for your friends while also sobbing from loneliness.

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Thank God the line for heaven has 4G.�

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I think she should hit up Casper the friends-with-benefits ghost.

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Featuring some of the latest�Twitter�and�Facebook�comments about Tosh.0.

I'm guessing the father of your child lacked one or more of these qualities?

I can't believe I'm about to say this but, "Friday" is better.

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One of the big trending topics on Twitter today has been "?Single ?Taken."

Ostensibly, some creep originally posted this to see who on Twitter was single or taken, but the gag is actually that you add a check mark at the end and write some other stupid thing like "? Forever Alone" or "? Hates Everyone" or "? Selling Dick Straight off my IPhone."

Ha, ha, Twiiter.� Very funny.

But come on, can we take this seriously for once?� I wanna bone and Facebook, Myspace, Friendster and Bebo have all failed me.

If I had to post a joke one though, I'd go with "?Single ?Taken ? Hispanic."

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

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