single ladies

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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Woah. I don't know if I should feel ashamed, disgusted, or sorry for envying their sex appeal. The proper response would probably be a mix of the three. Mainly I just feel jealous. I've never looked that sexy in my life.

If you are too disturbed to watch the whole routine just skip to the last 30 seconds. It's the best/worst part.

Do they even have parents? Or just a dance teacher and a pimp?

[via Reddit]

If your 3-year-old son wants to be a single lady, you best let him be a single lady. DO NOT deny that child the joy of telling an ex to go screw himself.

When this kid sings, "Just cried my tears, for three good years", he freaking knows what he's talking about. Years of tears, people. Beyonce shares that experience with many toddlers.

Leave it to the kid's father to nitpick a little thing like the word "lady". Thanks for the buzzkill, Dad.

I can't tell you why this man chose to wear a giant diaper and dance around to Beyonce, but I know his inspiration was that dancing baby that hit big on the web a couple weeks ago. Once something is viral, sometimes you have to just let it go instead of beating the life out of it like a dead horse. Like they say: "if you love something set it free and don't make a video parodying it."
Wise words.

I don't know what this guy expects to gain from this video. A TV deal? A web series? A good reputation?
Bad news– the only thing he's going to get out of making this is my vomit from throwing up after watching his hairy body shake in front of my face for one minute and five seconds too long.

[via Urlesque]

Beyonce set off a slew of response videos earlier this year with her "Single Ladies" music video. After seeing the response video below to her new single "Sweet Dreams," I can only hope for the same reaction from her fans, even thought my heart knows that this one will always and forever be the best.

This man is a dancing machine; as evident by the fact that not even a garage door opener nor his masculinity can stop him from dancing like no one's watching.
Oh, but we are.

[via Dlisted]

I'm creating my own Internet challenge.  Watch this video past the 52 second mark.

See.  You can't do it.

A video hasn't frightened me this much since that stupid car commercial.