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Facemath is a Tumblr site that combines two celebrities to make a third. And you thought you'd never use math in the real world.

Jeff Lewis + Lane Kiffin = Daniel Tosh

Your turn!

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"Ignore Hitler" is a Tumblr featuring screengrabs from a guy who draws Hitler into his Draw Something drawings, then requests that his partner simply "ignore Hitler" when guessing the answer.

Yeah, ignoring Hitler is a bad idea.  Just ask Poland, all of Europe, the Jews, etc.

Don't stay calm.  Don't carry on.  That's fucking Hitler eating a meatball and we all know it and we need to stop him before he's ruins Draw Something for everyone and we have to go back to playing Words With Friends like it's fucking 2011.

Stop whatever you're doing and go check out One Tiny Hand, a tumblr full of pictures of celebrities with one tiny hand.

The only thing I like better than One Tiny Hand is Cee Lo Green's two tiny hands.

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MOUSTAIR is a Tumblr site where men meet moustaches meet hair meet moustaches meet hair.

"Of course it's cool to be a moustache now. Because Paul Simon did it. And everything he does is sooooo cool. Right? Well fuck you guys." -Art Garfunkel

[via Moustair]

The premise of the single-serving Tumblr site I'm Not Racist, But… is simple: "I search public Facebook posts for 'not racist but' and post examples of how not racist people are."

What you get is an archive of Facebook statuses like this:

Sad indeed.  For more reasons than you realize.

Still, I'm not racist, but only a middle-class white dude would have enough free time to run this site.

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The day after Halloween seems to be a bad day for Internet news. I want to give you something memorable. I want to find today's big thing but it doesn't exist. Today's big thing is too busy removing its Halloween make-up to do anything worth sharing.

So instead of posting some new awesome meme, I'm posting this. It's the Inception button. And it instantly adds drama and excitement to anything. Even a day like today. Click here.

BRRRAAAAHHHM.

It's been awhile since we featured a single-serving Tumblr blog.

But I like the general premise behind "httFp" — which, as they describe it, is a "collection of Hilarious Tweets addressed by unknown tweeters To Famous People."

I should start one of these called "HTTDT" — "Hilarious Tweets addressed by unknown tweeters To Daniel Tosh."  Except instead of "hilarious," the tweets are better described as "idiotic," and instead of "by unknown tweeters," it's "by all of you."

So it would be "ITTDT."  And there's no reason to start a Tumblr blog about it, because 100% of the tweets directed @DanielTosh are idiotic, so you can just check the Twitter search.

Don't believe me?  Let's just pick the first one that comes up…

brzathebeef: @danieltosh wanna hit it from the back?

Point proved.

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What would it look like if you used inane Jersey Shore quotes to recaption Family Circus cartoons?

How the hell would I know?  Do I look like I run the website Jersey Circus?

It's a pretty fun blog, though I'm not sure why it takes a team of seven writers to create these things.  Maybe the writers keep offing themselves after simultaneously being forced to watch one of the worst shows in television history while reading one of the worst comics in cartoon history.  That's how my grandfather died: Watching Bonanza while reading Mary Worth.

Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.  So occasionally I do it for her.

This week she sent me a link to the blog Hungover Owls.  It's a single-serving Tumblr blog of photos of owls that look hungover.

Or maybe they actually are hungover?  I'm not out there checking to see which owls are and are not drinking too much booze.  That's not in my job description!

Regardless, I'm not sure why Joselyn felt the need to send me this link.  Maybe it's because every time she's ever seen me, I've been hungover.

Apparently, however, she forgot that last time she saw me, I told her how my pet owl had just died of alcohol poisoning.  NOT COOL, JOS!!!

0 Views is a single-serving site that does exactly what it promises: It culls videos that don't have any views.

Problem though: Once you post the videos on a blog called "0 views," people will go and watch the videos, and then they'll get views, at which point, theoretically, they shouldn't be on the site anymore.

The whole system is flawed!

That's why I've created my own blog called "Real 0 Views," except that's not what it's called because I don't want you Googling it and finding it and watching the videos and giving them views.  So I'm not going to tell you the web address and I'm not going to tell you what the blog is called and you're never going to find it and you're never going to see the videos!

…and THAT is a REAL "zero views!"

Not quite sure how the advertising is going to work though…

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