sitting

"All right, Ma'am, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

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Everything is a chair when you can't walk a block without stopping.

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Patiently awaiting the bus to a middle school science lab.

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What does Keanu care if he's standing or sitting? We're all living in The Matrix anyway.

His real body is actually asleep in some pod somewhere.

Or something. I couldn't pay attention to that stoner nonsense.

"Look at all the special effects!"  I'll tell you who was "special": the person who wrote that terrible script.

But yeah, regardless, Keanu is super nice guy.  He's just an actor.  The Matrix wasn't his fault.

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"When it's 'White Friday,' then it'll be your turn to play."

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Different people specialize in different things.

Otolaryngologist specialize in ear, nose and throat medicine.
Middle relievers specialize in getting a baseball team from their starter to their closer.
And I specialize in finding videos of animals on top of other animals.

You could say I have a PhD in terrible blog posts.

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You ever have that dream where your tits start barking and then you wake up and realize you just have a dog sitting on your chest?

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More cushion for the pushin'… and for the sittin'!

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You saw tonight's Viewer Video, right?  Sittin On Tha Toilet?

If you didn't or want to watch it again, check it out above.

Does watching that video make you want to remix the sh*t out of it?  Feel free to send us your best version, we don't care!

Just make sure you do it via the uploader below.