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"But let this be a lesson to all of you: There is no app to keep you from getting beat up at school. There is no app to get a girl to invite you to your first dance. However, rest assured, I am working on it!"
[via I Am Bored]
"Oh, I thought you were talking about Martin Luther King, Sr. Why did he die? You don't know, do you?? Who's stupid now, jerk!"
But in all seriousness, this was taken from an article in the Citrus County Chronicle and that girl is just 12 years old.
Way to publicly embarrass a sixth grader, Citrus Country Chronicle. You're doing a bang up job over there.
Breaking news: 12-year-olds say dumb shit. That's no reason to plaster their face all over the paper. Maybe a second grader pissed his pants in class. Make sure you get a reporter on the scene for that too. Front page material.
[via Reddit]
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