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Omg I have the same one! Except mine's from Brazil. ;)

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"How do you get these hot pretzels to taste like fish?"

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Sometimes all your questions can be answered by simply looking to something higher.

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You're just jealous because your skirt doesn't have arm holes.

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Joke's on the kid.  The sculptor gave that woman a penis.

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Pinocchio's brother was lucky.

We received over sixteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dave Stretton (who had the most likes by a huge margin).

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

You think kidney stones are bad, try passing a kidney log.

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And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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I probably shouldn't.  My husband is here.  Plus I'm on the rag.

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Sometimes on the way down you get a great view.

But seriously, dude, take a picture.  It'll last longer.  Just ask the guy who's taking a picture of you acting like a perv that will last forever on the Internet.

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