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10 Back To School Classics

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 30, 2013 at 3:00PM

It's just about that time of year… summer is coming to an end. The kids are heading back to school, mom and dad are free to start day-drinking again, and apparently, judging by the picture above, the dogs celebrate the occasion by just immediately going to town on each other.

And as always, a new school year brings with it precious new memories to be treasured forever. But who gives a shit about them? Click below to see our favorite back to school moments… Show full post

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Slam Dunk

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 25, 2011 at 12:00PM


I can never put these f%#@ing Transformers back together completely.

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brent Morgan.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Slam Dunk

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 21, 2011 at 2:00PM

VIP parking at the Staples Center has gotten out of control.

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Mascot Dunk Fail

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 15, 2009 at 1:17PM

Often times, it's not the crash to the ground that's so funny: It's the writhing on the floor in pain.

What are those referees doing?  They don't feel like they have to get involved because no one committed a foul??  Sure, the block was clean, but they could at least see if this guy needs an ambulance.

For that matter, why did no one help this kid?  A whole line of people is watching from the wall, and not only does no one check to see if he's alright… they barely even react.  The one girl is laughing; other than that, you'd think they were watching warm-ups.

What makes me think the guy in the mascot costume isn't the most popular kid in school?

Many things.

[via Ruining the Internet]

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Slam Dunking Dog

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 21, 2009 at 11:00AM

Some days it's tough to find something to post about.  On those days, you're lucky when the Internet throws you a Slam Dunking Dog!

As impressed as I am by Slam Dunking Dog, however, you gotta feel bad for the owner.  Someone forgot to send this guy the memo: If you're going to dedicate hour after hour, every single day, training something to play basketball, it should be a child, not a dog!

If your child makes the NBA, that means a brand new car and a nice summer home.

If your dog makes the NBA, that means the NBA must be in extreme dire straights, probably due to some sort of recent apocalypse.  In that case, you'll probably be spending less time in your summer home and more time fending off brain-starved zombies with your trusty shotgun.

Thanks for dooming us all, Guy Who Trained Slam Dunking Dog!

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