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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was BK Chicken Fries (above)
• A guy got naked on a car
• Someome tamed an ostrich
• Two classy ladies participated in a slap off in this week's Video Breakdown
• We played with flash cotton
• And Daniel gave you guys some gifts.

• This week's Web Redemption was the Ventriloquist Fail (above)
• We witnessed a high flying slap
• A kid turned out to be a bad boxer in this week's Video Breakdown
• And Daniel proved he can do better than nine putts.

The worst part about Fuck, Marry, Kill is that there are no real-world consequences. That's why Daniel invented Slap, Lick, Fondle? a new game where you actually get to slap, lick, and fondle your friends!

Now it's your turn to play it! Get the consent of everyone involved and then upload your videos HERE.

Maybe we'll put it on the show. Maybe.

Bel Air is about to get a little fresher.

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His pimp tail is strong.

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A bitch slap to your emotions.

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FRIEND #1: What'd you do last night?

FRIEND #2: I beat up two pussies at the same time.  You?

FRIEND #1: I made a video for YouTube called "slap a cat!"

FRIEND #2: That sounds fun.

FRIEND #1: Wait, wasn't my wife at your house last night?

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Congratulations to Poland, the land of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Nienawidz? trzepa? dywanów," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

I've learned a lot from this video.

1) Slapping kittens is okay! For years, people have been telling me to stop slapping kittens, but here, we see an adult cat slapping a baby cat.  If cats are fine with slapping each other, it's totally alright for me to slap them too.  Just like how we're allowed to use the "n-word" because black people use it with each other.

2) Hitting someone wearing a tiny hat is funny! Hitting people is typically considered "wrong."  But it's not wrong if that person is wearing a tiny hat.  Why?  Because hitting someone wearing a tiny hat is always hilarious.  And things that are funny are never wrong.  Unless the person you hit dies.  Then you have committed murder… which is, supposedly, wrong.  (Maybe one day the courts will allow us to murder people who wear tiny hats.)

3) Even cats are embarrassed by the way they are portrayed on the Internet! Cats get a bad rap for being the clowns of the Internet, but not all cats appreciate this portrayal.  It's like when one Jew berates another Jew for leaving a bad tip.  This cat clearly is sending a message to its feline companion that we all have to break stereotypes together.

Who knew cat videos could be so informative.

Think it's hard to convince someone to slap themselves as hard as possible in the face?

Ha!  Wrong!  You can just go to Make A Dare, post a challenge you want people to try, and then sit back and wait for idiots to upload videos of themselves doing things you are obviously too big of a wuss to do yourself.

It's amazing what people will do to get on the Internet.  Make A Dare has 30 videos uploaded of people completing the slap yourself as hard as possible in the face dare seen above.

Guys, I hate to let the cat out of the bag, but getting on the Internet is not that tough.  In fact, anyone can upload a video to the web for pretty much any reason whatsoever.  You don't have to hit yourself in the face anymore!  You're free!

However, if you want to keep slapping yourself in the face or flushing your head down the toilet or drinking as much lemon juice as you can in 1 minute, be my guest.  What do I care?

No, seriously, what do I care?!?  It's no slaps off my face.