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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Craigslist ad of the day. Which reminds me, I should schedule a bikini wax.
• Morgan Freeman fell asleep during an interview. ADORABLE.
• A classic faceplant. Yeah no your neck is totally supposed to bend that way.
• Demi Moore's boyfriend had a pearl put into his dickhole. Anything to make that vag feel young! That's what it's for, right?
• Kesha drank her own piss. It's like her tongue is a pregnancy test.
• Underboobs again! Can you ever really have enough?
• Beardvertising. If it ain't gettin' you laid, might as well make a few bucks off of it.
• Lance Armstrong likes it when people lick his butthole. Allegedly.
• Joe Francis said the jurors on his trial should be shot by a firing squad. But not really cause now he's taking it back.
• And 20 Bob Saget tweets. Don't you wish it was 500 Bob Saget tweets? He's so dirty!

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Aww he still sleeps with a dolly!

GET IT?! Jesus Christ I just nailed the shit out of that joke.

[via Break]

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Same thing happened to me last time I flew first class. I'd downed like six Jack and Cokes, but still.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

It's not the best place to sleep with your mouth open.

[via Izismile]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I don't say this a lot but I feel bad for Pimp Juice. :-(

Well, it'd be weirder if they were both smoking cigarettes.

[via Greg Johnson]

Honestly: he seemed taller in The Avengers.

[via Uberhumor]

"If Rachel was really my best friend, she'd sleep in my puke. That's all I'm saying."

[via The Chive]

"This is me when my girlfriend talks about marriage." -My Boyfriend

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