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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Male Cheerleader (above)
• We learned that base jumping off a high bar doesn't work
• A big black package showed up at baggage claim
• A lady attacked skaters in this week's Video Breakdown
• We saw what happens when Daniel sleeps
• And Daniel answered the tough questions.

Do you guys ever have that nightmare where your wife has a head and mouth and she's using it to tell you about her day?

[via Happy Place]

His hoodie doubles as a shit-that-falls-out-of-your-mouth catcher.

[via Barstool]

Luckily for him he sat next to this woman and not Kate Hudson.

[via Izismile]

Dead asleep.

[via FoD]

Now all they need is a kid who can play air bass and a kid who can shoot air heroin and they can start a Nirvana air tribute band.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

"You're the ones who put me to bed, assholes!" -This baby

[via reddit]

Judging by the other answers, I'm going to guess 5 is 'My Welfare Check'.

[via i-a-b]

It'd be rude not to eat it; they've been preparing thanksgiving dinner for 9 months.

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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I'm not eating that baby.  It's obviously undercooked.

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