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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 24, 2012 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

The New David Lynch Movie Looks Awesome, Guys

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 1, 2012 at 11:00AM

Do you guys ever have that nightmare where your wife has a head and mouth and she's using it to tell you about her day?

[via Happy Place]

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Crap! I Fell Asleep With My Contacts In

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 13, 2012 at 2:00PM

His hoodie doubles as a shit-that-falls-out-of-your-mouth catcher.

[via Barstool]

What's Better Than Memory Foam?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2012 at 2:00PM

Luckily for him he sat next to this woman and not Kate Hudson.

[via Izismile]

You Don't Have To Upload Every Picture

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 10, 2012 at 2:00PM

Dead asleep.

[via FoD]

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Nirvana Makes for a Good Wake-Up Call

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Now all they need is a kid who can play air bass and a kid who can shoot air heroin and they can start a Nirvana air tribute band.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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Just Because You Can Have Children Doesn't Mean You Should

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 10, 2012 at 11:00AM

"You're the ones who put me to bed, assholes!" -This baby

[via reddit]

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What Makes You Cranky When You Don't Get It?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 7, 2012 at 6:00PM

Judging by the other answers, I'm going to guess 5 is 'My Welfare Check'.

[via i-a-b]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Baby Food

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 2, 2011 at 12:00PM

It'd be rude not to eat it; they've been preparing thanksgiving dinner for 9 months.

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Ben Roberts.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Baby Food

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 28, 2011 at 4:00PM

I'm not eating that baby.  It's obviously undercooked.

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