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Something Amazing Happened Here

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 8, 2014 at 4:00PM

Ever since I started counting dildos at night I fall asleep much easier.

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He's Going To Need Antibiotics

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 30, 2014 at 10:00PM

Germs aside, he's going to have a pretty sweet chrome grill at the next stop.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 10, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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A Quiet Place To Lay My Head

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2013 at 1:00PM

One way or another, when Jimmy blacks out he always winds up going home with a pig.

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Nap Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2013 at 5:00PM

Backpack pillow? Check. Sunglasses? Check. Boner-concealing chip bag? Got it. Let's catch some z's.

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Homeless Harry Gets It Again?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

He's doing an exceptional job of not having a job.

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