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Except you wish you had a hat that tied your outfit together that well.

[via Redditor NightOfTheGivingHead]

Last Friday, we showed you "Cat Doesn't Want to go to School Today" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Cat Doesn't Want to go to School Today."  We can do better …at least with our use of proper capitalization.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Because of the Thanksgiving holiday, you had few extra days to vote on our most recent Rename This Video vote.  In the end, scortster2001's title of "JENGA!!!" eked out the victory.  For those of you keeping score at home, that makes this the second straight week where scortster has penned the winning title!  That's a Rename This Video FIRST!  Can he keep it going for three straight weeks?  God knows I have little else to get excited about.

Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!

First, I'd like to address a fan question:

Answer: We stopped doing it.

Please don't ask me any other questions as I will never do that again.

Now… Onto this week's Fan Favorite!

This week, I'm featuring the "cab driver who falls asleep and crashes" because of loser's generous offer to check me for lumps.  Which is just what I need because I don't have heath insurance.  I prefer to spend my disposable monthly income on high end Argentinian Malbecs and paying off past due legal fees.

And don't say that was supposed to be a joke about me having man tits!  Males suffering from breast cancer is severely overlooked medical issue!

Oh, and thanks, loser, on the heads up on that viral video of the guy dancing into traffic that everyone has seen a million times.  I'll be sure to go hunt that one down!

Making viral videos is easy: Just drug your pets.

(Note: Please don't drug your pets.  Unless your pet is addicted to drugs.  Then cutting him off cold turkey could cause some major withdrawal.)

[via Today's Big Thing]

This conversation looks very similar to when someone is trying to get me out of bed while I have a massive hangover.  I'm not a master of either Japanese or cat language, but I'm pretty sure based on this video that "Meow" is cat for "Shut the fuck up!"

But seriously, does this mean that cats can speak Japanese?  That would leave me very conflicted, because I love my cat, but if he's going to live in our country, I think he really should take the time to learn English.  It's just part of becoming a functioning member of society.

[via Neatorama]

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Morgan.

Friends don't let friends drink and drool.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture in the comments.  Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

I think someone "Irished up" my chocolate milk.