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Nice cleavage.

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A little secret: Cut the package in half.  You get 22 slices.  Double the value.

[via Reddit]

You can also make your own paper towels by duct taping two rolls of toilet paper together. #EvenGeniuser

[P.S.  Bonus points to this guy for using a cutting board.]

[via There, I Fixed It]

Now watch me prepare mashed potatoes with my desktop PC.

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You're right, Chelsie.  No one should have to kiss ass to get on a blog.

So here's Cold Steel Blade.  And if you don't like it, don't feel the need to kiss my ass.

Yes, exactly like that, Austin.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Hopefully this is the closest you'll ever come to seeing someone slice though the head of a baby.

Hopefully…

I'm not here to judge.

[via The Daily What]

So, what? We show one video of Daniel slicing through coffee pots and water coolers with a giant sword and suddenly all the ninjas are doing it?

Pssh. Get your own ridiculous hobby.

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