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If you limit your sluttiness to a single body part, I'm sorry, but you're not a very good slut.

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Although I do love all those things, I think I'll take a Sluts shirt. In an extra small.

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This is also the title of the Chicken Soup series' latest collection of short stories, featuring anecdotes from college campuses nationwide.

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"Proud" and "awesome" sluts are marching in Toronto for their right to dress like ho bags. The protest is in response to a male cop who advised women to "avoid dressing like sluts" in order not to be victimized.

That police officer is sure going to be sorry for his remarks. Look at those hundreds of women in lingerie. Boy, is he going to be sorry.

Susan B. Anthony once said, "Oh, if I could but live another century and see the fruition of all the work for women!"

Welp.

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You know how that Iranian cleric claimed that sluts cause earthquakes? Well, one blogger is out to prove his theory incorrect.

Jennifer McCreight has proposed the following: On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble.

Sounds fair enough.

So far, the Boobquake Facebook event has 28,000 confirmed guests ready to wear 'em high and proud in the name of science.

It's like Halloween in April. Just another semi-acceptable excuse to dress like a whore.

I guess if you're a guy, it's more like Christmas. Either way… candy!

So who's with me?!

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[ABOVE: Lady Gaga attempts to doom humanity.]

In further proof that a lack of understanding for what causes natural phenomenon extends beyond Juggalos, Yahoo! News reports that "A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes."

That explains why Chile got one of the largest earthquakes of all time this year: When I think Chile, I think filthy whores.

But yes, joking about natural disasters is wrong.  Still, it's not as wrong as Iran's claim that promiscuous women can cause earthquakes.  If that was true, the ground would have opened up and swallowed the San Fernando Valley like 15 years ago.

Wha…  Wait a minute…  Could it be??

If sluts did cause earthquakes, it would prove my theory that Lady Gaga is an evil plot to destroy the world.

I feel so conflicted right now.

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