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Sorry, Spanaiards.

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#10ThingsILike Learning to count at public school.

Is it just me, or are all swimmers stoners?

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There's a harsh truth to face.  No way I'm gonna make it on the outside.  All I do anymore is think of ways to break my parole, so maybe they'd send me back.  Terrible thing, to live in fear.  Brooks Hatlen knew it.  Knew it all too well.  All I want is to be back where things make sense.  Where I won't have to be afraid all the time.  Only one thing stops me.  A promise I made to Andy.

But then I think, Fuck, Andy.  I'm a goddamn penguin.  What does he expect from me!?

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Well for a 10th grader you don't sound very smart.

I'm kidding! That was a joke, Iain! If you really are 12 that would have been a mean thing for me to say. Ha! Let's laugh it off. I'm sure you're intelligent and your grammar is deceivingly polished.

For more insults directed at helpless victims tune in to an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0 TONIGHT at 10:30 pm/9:30c on Comedy Central! Daniel probably won't apologize though.

Every Friday we talk about Stupid Questions, but we never talk about Smart Answers.

Sometimes, as an answerer, you gotta read between the lines a little.  Like the smart gentleman above.  He knew what this person meant when he or she asked how much an eighth of an ounce is.  Dollars and sense, baby.

Somewhere out there, I'd like to believe this same guy answered the question, "How do you play 8 ball?" with the answer, "Grab $200 bucks, a mirror and a straw, and find yourself some hookers."

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They can even do Christopher Walken impressions because they're so smart they can do anything.

What!?! That's nice!

If you're smart, you'll tune in tomorrow for a brand new episode of Tosh.0 at 10p/9c on Comedy Central!!!