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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Make New Friends

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 12:00PM

Make New Friends

Our sorority trip to Jizzneyland.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hope Swatch.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Make New Friends

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

Make New Friends

You're not you when you're horny.

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This Is Happiness

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2013 at 2:00PM

What a nice picture of Paula Deen! But who's that lady sitting next to her? HA GET IT SHE'S THE BUTTER.

[via Izismile]

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My Weekend Was Good! Just Chilled With The Girls.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2012 at 10:00AM

"Okay fine, ONE more photo before I wipe."

[via Izismile]

Allow Me To Make You Happy This Morning

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2012 at 10:00AM

Every once in awhile I have to come back to Ryan Seacrest high-fiving a blind guy.

Because come on. It's great.

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Honesty Is The Best Policy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

If you don't masturbate, you don't deserve to smile anyway.

[via Imgur]

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The Happiest Day of THEIR Lives, At Least

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 26, 2012 at 5:00PM

Using the best man's birds was kind of a dick move, no?

[via Uber Humor]

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All Girls React The Same Way To Cameras

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 22, 2012 at 2:00PM

How's my makeup? Nonexistent? Because I'm a baby? Okay.

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Your Family Vacation Looked Like A Lot Of Fun

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 5, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Fuck. It's Spring Break." -Fischer kids

[via The DW]

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Fun Times With Grandma

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 5, 2012 at 3:00PM

You'd be mad too if a bunch of strange sluts interrupted your game of backgammon.

[via Tastefully O]

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