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What's awkward is she's only 50.

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"Does anyone else have the munchies for 1,000 cookies?"

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Now your boss knows about it, too.

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If you ask me, Fire Dept budget cuts were a little steep this year.

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The bad news is, Weed vs Salvia has already been a Fan Favorite. The good news, is that it was a super duper long time ago and I RUN THIS BLOG NOW SO I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.

I hope your weekend is the opposite of productive, Mark.

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Lucky bitch! That guy is so hard to get ahold of.

If you'd like to read more from this writer, or if you're trying to figure out how the hell to tell your parents you're a hooker, look no further!

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His hoodie doubles as a shit-that-falls-out-of-your-mouth catcher.

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"I'm addicted to cigarettes but I'm more addicted to not listening to this rap so I'll quit smoking now." -Everyone on that campus

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You know marijuana smoking has made you lazy when you can't even be bothered to pick up your bong.

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Take, smoke: this is my body, which is tokin' for you.

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