Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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According to The Huffington Post, a Washington man was arrested for pointing a handgun at a pregnant woman because she was smoking a cigarette. He then rescued a cat from a tree by setting a forest fire.
This video is called "Smoking Goat." So boring. So literal.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Brenton Lewis with his title, "An ode to my virginity…and may no one ever take it." It's funny because a kid who plays the recorder with his nose has probably never been laid. Congratulations, Brenton!
[via CollegeHumor]
You know marijuana smoking has made you lazy when you can't even be bothered to pick up your bong.
[via I Am Bored]
It's a shame what happens to kids when they learn they live in Indonesia.
[via I Am Bored]
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