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Hey Death: Lick My Emphysema-Flavored Cooch

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

100yearoldsmoker

What's awkward is she's only 50.

[via The Chive]

'I Know A Great Smoke Spot'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2013 at 12:00PM

Now your boss knows about it, too.

[via Imgur]

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This Baby Will Lead A Long Healthy Life If It Kills Him

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 14, 2012 at 3:00PM

According to The Huffington Post, a Washington man was arrested for pointing a handgun at a pregnant woman because she was smoking a cigarette. He then rescued a cat from a tree by setting a forest fire.

The Kid In The Hat Is The Leader

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 17, 2012 at 3:00PM

The only thing not gangster as hell? Starry Night in the background.

[via It Makes No Sense]

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Rename This Video

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 7, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Smoking Goat."  So boring. So literal.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Brenton Lewis with his title, "An ode to my virginity…and may no one ever take it."  It's funny because a kid who plays the recorder with his nose has probably never been laid.  Congratulations, Brenton!

[via CollegeHumor]

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Time for Your Friday Afternoon Workout

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 27, 2012 at 5:00PM

You know marijuana smoking has made you lazy when you can't even be bothered to pick up your bong.

[via I Am Bored]

8-Year-Old Drops Out of School Because He's Not Allowed to Smoke in School

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 22, 2012 at 10:00AM

It's a shame what happens to kids when they learn they live in Indonesia.

[via I Am Bored]

Dude Knows What He Hates

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 16, 2012 at 4:00PM

I hate your wife too.  She can't give a tugjob to save her life.

[via Fork Party]

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The Latest Asian Delicacy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 25, 2012 at 4:00PM

This meal is certified organic.  That's an American Spirit.

[via Izismile]

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Smoking Makes You Look Cool

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 15, 2011 at 10:00AM

Well, at least he's down to just one pack a day.

[via IAB]

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