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"The more you move the more it'll getcha. Learned that when I got stuck in quicksand." -This baby, who gets in all kinds of trouble

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If you're thinking you don't need a squirrel-cowboy riding the shit out of a rattlesnake, you are wrong, my friend.

This angle proves my point.

Plus, aren't you kinda sad that you missed out on the mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?

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She lost her hair during chemo.

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The hamster in his ass is VERY nervous right now.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Florian.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Motorcycle Stalls
• Dog Mouth
• Snake Bites Woman's Breast (above)
• Simultaneous Swing Fail
• Cow Drinks Own Milk
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Cliff Jump Fail
• Huge Splinter
• Web Redemption raw clip: Board Breaker
  
• Little Kids Dance Battle

Congratulations to Matt Keck, creator of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "I'm a Snake," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Last Friday, we showed you "Giving a Giant Snake a Bath" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Giving a Giant Snake a Bath."  A woman with a giant snake.  You're going to have a field day.  But be warned: I won't pick all dick joke titles, so be creative!

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Chelsea.  Her title "Bitches are always hogging the cardio equipment" won by a landslide!  It's funny because bitches always are hogging the cardio equipment.  Congratulations, Chelsea!

So Salma Hayek is certifiably insane.

It's good to know.  This woman has lived nothing but a life of privilege and glamor.  I'm glad we all have something we can hold over her head now.  Finally!

Quickly moving past the irony that they are doing a promotion piece for a movie called Grown Ups, we can move on to the irony that she is attempting to escape a harmless snake by climbing onto the arm of a folding director's chair in massive high heels.

She should be less worried about a snake biting off one of her toes and more worried about protecting her face.  If Maya Rudolph had stood up and calmly walked away (which it looked like she was about ready to do), Salma would have taken an immediate faceplant.

And let's be honest, her face isn't really her moneymaker to begin with.  As she proved with her natural eyebrows in Frida, if she doesn't take good care of that thing she could be in trouble.

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