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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Dig In

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

Dig In

Less teeth, more tongue. That's how you stay married.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Andrew H. Walker/Staff/Getty Images]

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It's Not Even Thanksgiving, But It's Not Too Soon to Ruin Your Christmas Tree

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 14, 2011 at 12:00PM

"Jersey Shore is a show that used to be super popular." – You explaining your Jersey Shore ornament this Christmas

[via I Am Bored]

Finally, a Show Where Jerk Celebrities Get to Confront the Jerks Who Piss Them Off

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 26, 2011 at 10:00AM

Set to premiere this fall on The CW is H8R, a show where celebrities confront their biggest haters.

Surprisingly, Mario Lopez hosts the show and is not one of the people who confronts a hater.  Probably because he didn't meet the show's definition of "celebrity."

The clip above comes from the pilot where Snooki had the opportunity to confront one of her many, many, many haters.  (How did they even choose a person?)

If you ask me, this show looks fucking terrible.  And if you think I'm just hatin', I don't give a shit!!  I'll just sit back and wait for the season 2 premiere of H8R where the producers of H8R confront me about how I won't stop hatin' on them.

Then everybody wins.  Especially me, because my hate will have finally paid off with those big CW reality television bucks!

[via Best Week Ever]

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Snooki Is Actually Kinda Good At Wrestling

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 4, 2011 at 1:00PM

Wrestling is fake, right? Right. Okay, we know that.

But of all the things that Snooki fakes—bar fights, friendships, reading—this is the one she's best at.

Wrestling may be fake but did you see that back handspring?

It was real to me, dammit!

[via The Clearly Dope]

Is Snooki the New Queen of All Media?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 20, 2011 at 6:00PM

After hearing this news, JWOWW changed her name to JUGOTTABFUCKINKIDDINGME.

[via Reddit]