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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Ice Ice Baby

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 22, 2013 at 12:00PM

What a bunch of Eskihoes.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by C-Lo Taftanaz*.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

*I know who you are, silly goose.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ice Ice Baby

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 18, 2013 at 4:00PM

Miami girls might be tan, but we got hard nipples 24/7.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: AFP/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Any Ladies Care To Shovel My Dick?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Damn. Weather Channel said I'd be 8 to 10 inches longer."

[via Izismile]

Can You Handle It?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 13, 2013 at 5:00PM

Man, it's snowing so hard out, I completely forgot I was in the middle of getting gas.

[via Acid Cow]

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How To Go Sledding Without A Sled

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 11, 2013 at 6:00PM

Step 1: find a friend with the least self-worth.

[via I Am Bored]

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Is There Anything More Beautiful Than Just Fallen Snow?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 15, 2013 at 10:00AM

Besides just fallen snow and a message from my boyfriend, obviously.

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I Totally Want To Bang This Snowman

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 13, 2012 at 4:00PM

Nothing gets me going like a man whose eyes match his nipples.

[via Izismile]

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In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

A Little Christmas in July

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 19, 2012 at 12:00PM

Hopefully his present was ten years of therapy.

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I Like It Any Place

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 13, 2012 at 1:00PM

It's important to teach kids the value of embracing anything that's shot at you.

And if you're dying to share this beautiful story, get it on Amazon!

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