snow

I love Mother Nature.  She always has the best drinking games.

[via Izismile]

It was supposed to be a unicorn, but my mom yelled
at me for using the horn I found in her dresser.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Doug Wilson.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

A horse ride more soothing than a tube of Preparation H.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Shah Marai/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]

Who invited Chris Brown to the snow ball fight?

[via The Chive]

Now it's not just Santa who sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake.

[via Reddit]

Last Friday, we showed you "Russian Bikini Lady Dumps Ice Cold Buckets of Water on Self" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Russian Bikini Lady Dumps Ice Cold Buckets of Water on Self."  So many words for a title, am I right??  Let's go for something slightly shorter and far more hilarious.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

In a victory for pun lovers everywhere, the winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Samuel Edward Shopp with his title, "Mortal Tomcat."  I believe this marks the first time a cat video has been retitled without using the word "pussy."  I'm so proud of you guys!  My little Renamers are growing up.  Great work, Samuel!  Congratulations!

The East Coast got it's big winter storm as a belated Christmas present and now the rest of the country gets to join in on the fun.

The photo above has become iconic of the mess, showing cars abandoned on the Lake Shore Drive highway in Chicago.

On an unrelated note, I'm having a used car sale, conveniently located right in the middle of Lake Shore Drive.

Cash only.  Bring a shovel and, if you want to drive home with all of your windows intact, a slim jim.

[via The Daily What]

Zach Burroughs is quickly becoming today's Internet celebrity after the photo of him above made the front page of The Washington Post.

Here's how I imagine things went down:

WASHINGTON POST PHOTOGRAPHER #1:  Okay, you wait outside the ice cream shop.  I'll grab the guy's coat just as he's getting his cone, run out of the store, and right past you here on the street.
WASHINGTON POST PHOTOGRAPHER #2:  Couldn't we just ask him to pose for the photograph?
WASHINGTON POST PHOTOGRAPHER #1:  No!  We're professional journalists, goddamn it!

[via Reddit & The Washington Post]

Attention outlaws of Ohio: today would be a good day to steal a horse.

[via the DW]