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Snowed Pretty Hard Last Night?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

Whoever did this: thank you for ruining the concept of "snowballs" for me.

[via Happy Place]

Newsflash: Eagles Fans Are Jerks

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 28, 2009 at 3:01PM

The video above, taken at last week's playoff clinching Eagles win over the not-so-great San Francisco 49ers, has recently become popular on CollegeHumor.

We could play dumb and say we're shocked at the Philadelphia fans behavior, but as anyone who has ever been to an NFL game in Philly — or pretty much anywhere on the East coast, for that matter — knows, this is par for the course.

Yes, I'm quite pleased when team spirit from the away fans and sportsmanship by the home team combine into a perfect harmony of incident-free game-viewing enjoyment.

But once you throw alcohol and snow into the mix, things are bound to turn south… so away fans, be smart.

You wouldn't walk into Blood territory dressed all in blue.  You wouldn't walk into a shooting range dressed as a target.  You wouldn't jump into a bear cage dressed as a prime rib dinner.

It's almost playoff time.  Be discrete at away games.  Don't wear team jerseys.  Root on the inside, not the outside.  And if you must get intoxicated on alcohol, drink enough so you won't feel the blunt trauma of being hit with flying objects until you roll out of bed the next morning.

Home fans: Keep bringing the Flip cam with you so we all can enjoy the senseless brutality.  And just like these guys did, be sure to never turn the camera on yourself to avoid jail time.  Well done.

[via BuzzFeed]