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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 11, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

My parents are dead, you insensitive piece of shit.

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 28, 2012 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Update: this is no longer @James12397's most unnecessary tweet.

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 13, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Or is it a sign to start fishing?

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 12, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You're just angry because "@Jizz6" was taken.

In 2002, This Still Would Have Been Lame

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 4, 2012 at 11:00AM

This is where Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for his Facebook stomach tattoo.

[Via The Chive]

Social Media Explained in Terms of Donuts

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 7, 2012 at 4:00PM

TOSH.0 BLOG COMMENTS   DONUTS LOOK LIKE BUTTHOLES

[via Happy Place]

Lady Gaga First to Hit 10 Million Followers on Twitter

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 17, 2011 at 1:00PM

Over the weekend, Lady Gaga became the first person to break 10 million followers on Twitter.

And not a single one of them understands what the hell she is singing about at the beginning of "Bad Romance."

[via Mashable]

The End Is Near For Myspace

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 4, 2010 at 4:00PM

USA Today reports that Myspace's days may be numbered.  From their article:

"With traffic numbers that 'are not going in the right direction,' [News Corp. COO Chase] Carey wants to see 'a clear path to profitability' on a timetable measured 'in quarters, not in years.'"

Quarters, not years.  All I can say is, "Why wait that long?"

The article continues, "The category in News Corp.'s financial report that's dominated by MySpace lost $156 million in the quarter that ended in September."

Quick!  Get News Corp on the phone.  I have an idea that will save them $156 million.  And my fee is only a measly 1%.

Local News Makes Fun Of Local News, Leaves Nothing For Me To Do

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 21, 2010 at 1:00PM

The Fox 4 news team in Dallas-Fort Worth parodies news media's ridiculous obsession with social networking. Funny stuff, guys! Shootings? Always hilarious. Dead bodies crack me up.

Actually I really did enjoy this. Our culture's reliance on social media is a joke. So thumps up for making fun of all that, Fox 4.

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Harrisburg University to Ban Social Media for a Week

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 13, 2010 at 2:00PM

Mashable reports that Harrisburg University of Science and Technology is banning all social media sites from its network for a week because the university wants "students to think about how much they?re using technology in their daily lives and what kind of impact it has."  Only email will be allowed.

Additionally, electricity is being cut off, landline phones will be shutdown and all students will be forced to start mining coal and the school is changing its name to Harrisburg University of Coal Mining and it's no longer a school, it's a labor camp.

Alright, that last part isn't true, but shouldn't a college of "Science and Technology" encourage students to use technology.  The dean of the Berklee College of Music wouldn't have students put away their instruments for a week so they could see what the world would be like without music.  A medical school would never have doctors in training let patients die so they could think about what the world would be like without medicine.

This whole things sounds a lot like some sort of filthy publicity stunt made by some third-rate university, which isn't what I'd expect from a prestigious institution such as…  um…  Harrisburg University.

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