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Off To Work

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 6, 2014 at 10:00PM

Harold gets super excited for dick sock casual Fridays at the office.

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A Great Way To Stand Out At Your Next Job Interview

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 27, 2012 at 11:00AM

Funny thing about these socks: 100% success rate.

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Don't Worry, He Has a Sock Over His Penis

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 4, 2010 at 11:00AM

What I don't understand is why the cameraman feels the need to keep zooming out.

Rule #1 of being a camera guy: When a man with only a sock covering his junk walks onto screen, you zoom in.

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Will Someone Please Explain This Homeless Man's Sign To Me?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 26, 2010 at 10:00AM

What does that mean? He gets lost in the dryer? You need two of Him to make a pair? He can be used as a puppet? He comes in crew-cut or no-show? He was scrunched in the '80s? He smells after a long day? You can pick Him up at Target? Only dorks wear Him with sandals?

Oh! I got it, I got it. He's an item of clothing worn on the feet.

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