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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18
Don't Worry, He Has a Sock Over His Penis
What I don't understand is why the cameraman feels the need to keep zooming out.
Rule #1 of being a camera guy: When a man with only a sock covering his junk walks onto screen, you zoom in.
Will Someone Please Explain This Homeless Man's Sign To Me?
What does that mean? He gets lost in the dryer? You need two of Him to make a pair? He can be used as a puppet? He comes in crew-cut or no-show? He was scrunched in the '80s? He smells after a long day? You can pick Him up at Target? Only dorks wear Him with sandals?
Oh! I got it, I got it. He's an item of clothing worn on the feet.
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