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Mom Is Tired Of Your Semen

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2014 at 2:00PM

The final straw came when she realized she was matching socks by the level of semen stains.

[via Reddit]

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Big Up Top

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 14, 2013 at 11:00AM

She can't help it; she's a sucker for men with legs like whatever was under FDR's blanket.

[via Izismile]

Thankfully This Is Not A Government Park

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 4, 2013 at 10:00PM

Look at me making a joke while I casually wear Hooters server's socks in public.

[via Uber Humor]

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dick

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Congrats On Ruining Pizza

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 6, 2013 at 9:00PM

From the smell of musty sock feet that must be a Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready pizza.

[via Imgur]

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gross

inflateable

kids

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Uggh, You Leave Your Socks On?

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2013 at 9:00PM

So that's why the door stop is weirdly positioned in the middle of the door.

[via Acid Cow]

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bieber

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justin bieber

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Sex

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