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His sperm count may be low but his energy is THROUGH THE ROOF.

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Is that a soda can in your ear, or are you just happy to be permanently unemployed?

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They used to do lines with the OxiClean guy. Where is he when ya need him!!

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"Alright, 200 cans of grape soda and one can of DIET grape soda for that crazy white boy."

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The dad was furious.  Both him and his wife are Sprite drinkers.

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"I wish everything tasted like Dr. Pepper." ?You, age 7

Personally I prefer Mr. Pibb BBQ Sauce. Less pretentious.

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"Hey, dude, I don't mean to screw up your little video, but I've been waiting to refill my Pibb Xtra for like 10 minutes."

"Yeah, and those noises aren't making this Hardee's Monster Thickburger any easier to eat."

[via The Daily What]

Last Friday, we showed you "Camel Drinks a Coke" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Camel Drinks a Coke."  Not as good as the video "Camel Snorts Coke," but this one will have to suffice for now.  At least until I find a camel and my FlipCam.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Bruce Meyer with his caption "I've had it with these mother f***in penguins on this mother f***in plane!"  Ha!  I don't get it.  I've never seen that movie.  Congratulations, Bruce!

Call a dorm meeting. Marijuana soda is officially on the market.

Dixie Elixirs offers 12-ounce pot-infused sodas in seven refreshing flavors: lemonade, sweet tea, pink lemonade, strawberry, orange, grape and root beer.

The "reliably potent" soft drinks are available here.

Seriously, could this blog be any more informational?

[via Newser]