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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.
Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.
Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!
Gary, a construction worker on the 2nd avenue subway in New York, sings Sinatra during his lunch break.
So much more effective at getting ladies than the old whistling technique.
[via reddit]
(NSFW)
Hey Mike!
You're a stupid fucking human, you made this video
You wrote a song about a cat
Because all you do all day is watch me play
Now how fucking stupid is that?
Love, Your Cat
[via VVV]
Okay, I might have Photoshopped a couple extra words in there…
Rebecca Black's new single "My Moment" comes out on July 18th.
[via OK! Magazine]
The image above has been spreading on Tumblr showing that if you Google "that hipster song with the whistling," you get the most obvious result: "Young Folks" by Peter Bjorn & John.
Yet when I search "why is a band from sweden singing in english" Google is of no help…
"ABBA" doesn't answer my question, Google! Though the purple link does raise another question: Why have I previously visited the Wikipedia page for ABBA?
Whatever. At least this post gives you a chance to listen to "Young Folks." It's a good summer afternoon song. Though of course I would say that… I have a beard and live in Brooklyn.
Another good summer afternoon song is "Summer Breeze" by Seals & Crofts.
Alright, I'm done here.
[via Pleated Jeans]
Old people are the best. Especially when they're dressed up and singing. Sure, they might be slow on the trends. But they get there.
My grandma signs every email with a GIF of a sleeping cartoon puppy. So, yeah.
I guess we'll have to wait five years for Clark Retirement Community to start planking. But when they do, it's going to be AWESOME.
Love, Carly
The future — where your parents can embarrass you in front of the entire world before you are even born.
Based on genetics, something tells me this kid is going to be a bit dorky. And Asian.
But back to the title, having seen this, I thought, There have got to be more of these out there.
I quickly found another example.
Can we please not have this become a thing… Justin Bieber fans having children.
[via Tastefully Offensive]
There is a lot of shit online. Sometimes it's exhausting sifting through it all to try to find a few things you'd actually enjoy. But everyone once in a while there's something so good, the 180 Nyan Cat videos seem worth it.
I was already sold before I realized this was a one-person duet. But now I'm on a thrift store shelf being sold all over again.
I want to be this YouTube video for Halloween.
[via Buzzfeed]
On Monday America turns 80! Or something. I never paid attention in History class. Didn't seem worth listening to.
This, on the other hand, is WORTH LISTENING TO.
If American History was just a semester long evaluation of this performance of The Star Spangled Banner, I would reenroll in high school to take that shit again. Also, my high school had great chocolate chip cookies. So that would be a plus.
Home of the free.
[via BWE]
You learn something new everyday. Like, today we learned that when Dirk Nowitski sings he sounds like Sloth from The Goonies with a head cold.
Hey, you guuuuuys! We aaaare da chumpeuuns!
[via TBT]
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