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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 12, 2011 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Gary The Golden-Voiced Construction Worker

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2011 at 6:00PM

Gary, a construction worker on the 2nd avenue subway in New York, sings Sinatra during his lunch break.

So much more effective at getting ladies than the old whistling technique.

[via reddit]

I'm A Stupid F***ing Cat!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2011 at 2:00PM

(NSFW)

Hey Mike!

You're a stupid fucking human, you made this video

You wrote a song about a cat

Because all you do all day is watch me play

Now how fucking stupid is that?

Love, Your Cat

[via VVV]

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Rebecca Black Reveals Cover Art for Her New Song

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 14, 2011 at 4:00PM

Okay, I might have Photoshopped a couple extra words in there…

Rebecca Black's new single "My Moment" comes out on July 18th.

[via OK! Magazine]

Google Knows What Song You Mean

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 14, 2011 at 1:00PM

The image above has been spreading on Tumblr showing that if you Google "that hipster song with the whistling," you get the most obvious result: "Young Folks" by Peter Bjorn & John.

Yet when I search "why is a band from sweden singing in english" Google is of no help…

"ABBA" doesn't answer my question, Google!  Though the purple link does raise another question: Why have I previously visited the Wikipedia page for ABBA?

Whatever.  At least this post gives you a chance to listen to "Young Folks."  It's a good summer afternoon song.  Though of course I would say that… I have a beard and live in Brooklyn.

Another good summer afternoon song is "Summer Breeze" by Seals & Crofts.

Alright, I'm done here.

[via Pleated Jeans]

Old People Lip Dub Is The Best Kind of Lip Dub

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 13, 2011 at 5:00PM

Old people are the best. Especially when they're dressed up and singing. Sure, they might be slow on the trends. But they get there.

My grandma signs every email with a GIF of a sleeping cartoon puppy. So, yeah.

I guess we'll have to wait five years for Clark Retirement Community to start planking. But when they do, it's going to be AWESOME.

Love, Carly

I'm Surprised It Took This Long to See a Justin Bieber Baby Announcement Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 13, 2011 at 1:00PM

The future — where your parents can embarrass you in front of the entire world before you are even born.

Based on genetics, something tells me this kid is going to be a bit dorky.  And Asian.

But back to the title, having seen this, I thought, There have got to be more of these out there.

I quickly found another example.

Can we please not have this become a thing…  Justin Bieber fans having children.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Do Yourself A Favor And Let Kelly Show You The World

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 12, 2011 at 5:00PM

There is a lot of shit online. Sometimes it's exhausting sifting through it all to try to find a few things you'd actually enjoy. But everyone once in a while there's something so good, the 180 Nyan Cat videos seem worth it.

I was already sold before I realized this was a one-person duet. But now I'm on a thrift store shelf being sold all over again.

I want to be this YouTube video for Halloween.

[via Buzzfeed]

Happy Birthday, America!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 1, 2011 at 2:00PM

On Monday America turns 80! Or something. I never paid attention in History class. Didn't seem worth listening to.

This, on the other hand, is WORTH LISTENING TO.

If American History was just a semester long evaluation of this performance of The Star Spangled Banner, I would reenroll in high school to take that shit again. Also, my high school had great chocolate chip cookies. So that would be a plus.

Home of the free.

[via BWE]

The Worst Rendition of "We Are The Champions" You've Ever Heard

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 17, 2011 at 3:00PM

You learn something new everyday. Like, today we learned that when Dirk Nowitski sings he sounds like Sloth from The Goonies with a head cold.

Hey, you guuuuuys! We aaaare da chumpeuuns!

[via TBT]

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