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[via The Clearly Dope]

Boy bands are the best bands. I think we can all agree on that.

And just because white jean vests went out of style doesn't mean boys dancing around in them has. Especially not when they're singing these lyrics…

Status update, what
Checking the pics of your butt
Did you see that link on your wall?
Girl I don't wanna play Farmville, I just wanna play for real

Timeless. Have we already given away the Pulitzer for 2011? Because we're gonna be needing that back.

[Heart2Heart via The HD]

That sounds like a lovely beach!

And I'm sure Dr. Stu will be able to spend plenty of time there with the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS he's gonna make from this song.

[via BuzzFeed]

Do you have to clap along to dream-crushing raps every morning?

"Young man, young girl, welcome to Wally World. You're gonna be a cashier someday."

"I'm sorry, Bob. I'm going to have to stop you there. I have an engineering degree. This job is temporary."

"Of course, son. Just clap along anyway. Team work is fun work. Now put on your apron."

There's no fairy tale that can't be improved with the addition of a drag queen and some bad words. I guess this is the unauthorized reproduction the FBI is always warning us about.

Well it's funny, bitches.

[via Stuff]

Hey second grade, ladies! If I were you I would learn how to dress punk real quick. Because it's the first day of school and Nicolas Merritt is going to be there.

And clearly he is the fucking shit.

Now kiss your moms and head out the door. Catches like Nic only stay on the monkey bars for so long.

[via Videogum]

"Yeah, cool. But do you know the days of the week?" -Rebecca Black

[via VVV]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[Note: As some of you may know, I am the only member of the Tosh.0 staff based in New York City.  I think I can confidently say that if this is the last thing I ever post, I'm proud of what I've done here.  -M]

There's a ho in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,

There's a ho in my bucket, dear Liza, a ho.

[via The Chive]

Weren't you the one who said that I would be nothing?
Well, I'm about to prove you wrong
I'm not the only one who believes in something
My one wish is about to come true

I'm not stopping for you
No matter what you do
I'll just keep on dreaming
My head up in the clouds when nobody's around to see…

This is my moment, my moment
It's my time, flying high, limelight
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment…

(And if you need it, here's the video above but auto-tuned and with music.  Of course you need it.)

[via Reddit]