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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2013 at 12:00PM

The hair poof holds all her powers.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Daily of the Day]

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Wolverine, You're Silly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 3, 2013 at 10:00AM

His worst nemesis yet: Road Runner.

[via Filmdrunk]

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Here's a Bird That Sounds Like R2-D2

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 4, 2012 at 1:00PM

Sure, but could this bird — under pressure — fix the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive system allowing for a last-minute escape from Imperial forces at Cloud City?

Yeah, I don't think so.  Fuck birds.

[via VVV]

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And Now, A Washing Machine Has An Orgasm

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 14, 2011 at 2:00PM

Please. She was faking it for the dryer.

[via The Daily What]

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Slow Down… Dial-Up Isn't So Bad

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 29, 2011 at 1:00PM

Remember that annoying sound your modem used to make back when you had to "dial in" to the Internet?

Turns out, if you slow that sound down 700%, you get some pretty cool ambient noise worthy of a terrible space movie.

And strangely enough, listening to it feels a lot like how it felt to download something in the 1990s…

As dawn broke over the terrain of this strange new land, slowly light peeked out from beyond the horizon and, bit by bit, the world revealed its bounty of pornography to those patient explorers willing to forge ahead and not have their connection broken by an incoming call…

[via The Daily What]

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 24, 2011 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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