spaghetti

Now crop that very real plate of spaghetti out of this picture so we can get a sexy pic.

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Last Thursday, we showed you "How To Make Spaghetti The Correct Way" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "How To Make Spaghetti The Correct Way."  I coulda saved this amazing video for something else, but since you all whined like little girls about last week's video, I'm doing you a favor.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Speaking of last week's video, the winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was The Ripley with his title "This 'hot chick sucks off a dog' video is not what I was expecting."  It just barely beat out the 2nd place tite, "fuck you mike."  So this week, congratulations to me for not getting fucked.  Thanks, guys.  Know that I hate you all.  Congratulations!

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Hopefully just one, because I'm only cooking for your mom.

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