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Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from John Bell in response to the Porn Star Saves Fan From Prison Sentence post.

This comment is irrelevant for two reasons. First of all, it has nothing to do with a porn star or a prison sentence. Secondly, spam-like threats went out of style in 1999 and are no longer significant enough to post.

Also, John Bell, I feel as though your statistics are a bit fabricated. 90% of people marry their middle school or high school sweetheart? That seems incorrect.

And how can our worst weeks start now if we're going to be told good news tonight?

I'm so confused, JB! I'm so confused!

If you have any irrelevant comments or nonsensical spam to share please go ahead and leave it below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

75% of people with two or more kids will be pregnant at some time in their lives.

Isn't browsing internet good enough on its own? Apparently, many Firefox users would disagree with me.

Firefox is known for its copious amount of add-ons that can enhance your browsing experience.  But if your idea of "enhancement" is loading up on 400 add-ons, you should consult one of your three dictionary toolbars to get a new definition of the word "enhance."  If you think slowing your browsing down to a stand-still is worth color-coding your browser tabs, you're nuts.

I'm game for a few tweaks, but if you're completely impeding my ability to look at web pages with sanity… then forget it. Beware of these ridiculous extensions that take add-on excess to a new level.

Add-On: Christian Anti-Porn

Description: "Flee sexual immorality (1Co 6:18). Christian Anti-Porn will filter links and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not block but warn every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites."

Whoever developed this add-on has come across the ultimate anti-porn algorithm: God. I bet He'spretty mathematically sound.

When you visit a porn site, an alert window will "warn every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again." That must be a pretty tough pill to swallow. In fact, those Christians will probably have to look at twice as much porn to keep it up after such a disturbing interruption.

See four more annoying add-ons after the jump… more...

These links weren't worth our time. But we're posting them anyway because we have nothing else to do:

• Duke the Giant Horse — Isn't Giant Horse redundant?
• Time Lapse: Fire Spinner — I feel like this would be better shown to Prodigy's Firestarter.
• Dawn Soap Commercial — Did this lady just suggest a sex act?  Weren't we talking about soap?
• Achieving Fame, Wealth And Beauty Are Psychological Dead Ends, Study Says – F*%$!  Now what are we going to do?!
• Twitter Goes Hollywood? — If the Twitter movie reveals the point of Twitter, it will make millions.
• Report: Spam now 90 percent of all e-mail — In other news, 90% of penises are "enhanced."