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Busey was given two honorary doctorates and a mandatory restraining order.

PS: Intimate tooth.

[via Daily of the Day]

Hide your kids if you want, but definitely hide your wife.

[via YouTube]

People may disagree with Rick Perry about his stances on gay marriage and the HPV vaccination and immigration but there is not a soul in this country who doesn't think that we should get these goats for our computer industry.

[Bad Lip Reading, previously Michael Bublé]

Tomorrow on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel whipahs this surfer's English into shape.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

VH1 is owned by Viacom.  So is Comedy Central.  In fact, VH1 has offices in the same building we do.

And I'm headed down there right now to figure out what the hell is going on.

[via Barstool Sports]

Clear eyes, LOUD VOICES, can't lose.

[via The HD]

Haha. Silly President. Look at him speaking over the national anthem. And touching his glass before the Queen. What a doofus. We all knew not to do that.

It's like, learn your manners, you crazy American!

What is this, a luau? I don't think so! This is England. You don't just say nice words about a woman in front of a crowd whenever you want!

You can take the guy out of Hawaii but you can't take the Hawaii out of the guy.

[via Dlisted]

This year, mtvU presented Daniel with an honorary degree and asked him to give a few inspiring words to the graduating class of 2011.

Before you go kill yourself based on this speech, upload a video explaining why Daniel should tape an episode from your college campus.

And remember, there's always new episodes of Tosh.0 to live for!

This is the goats-on-truckiest, monkeys-on-dogiest speech I have ever heard. Not even the President can make me believe in myself in so few words.

"In 1962 a little boy was born and his dream and his goal…was to own a monkey."

Hearing that from a guy with two costumed monkeys?

Inspirfuckingational.

[via Videogum]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel gets to the heart of Phil Davison's issues in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.