speed

Time to set the rest of the week on cruise control.

[via Unique Daily]

Last Friday, we showed you "New Rubiks Cube World Speed Record" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "New Rubiks Cube World Speed Record."  It seems about time someone put this young genius in his place!  How dare he be better than us at something!

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote had a run away winner that pulled ahead of the pack.  Kaitlyn Kilcoyne brought in over a third of the vote with her title: "Like a good neighbor State Farm is there… with two badasses!"  ZOMG!!!  I've seen that commercial!!!  I get that joke!!!!  Congratulations, Kaitlyn!

In tonight's episode, Daniel took on a running challenge.

And our venerable host Daniel Tosh had a webchat with none other than Antigua's Tosh Daniel.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Retreat was the Double Rainbow Guy
• This week's Video Breakdown was a man defending a lady's honor
• This week's 20 Seconds on the Clock featured an Indian pole dancer
• Daniel introduced you to some Things You Should Never Run Into A Room and Yell (with bonus footage not seen on TV!) and asked you to submit your own
• And we took a look at some celebrities' net worth (with bonus footage not seen on TV!)
• Want to submit your own video? Do it here!

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

Over on Reddit, their community has been discussing the above graph that shows average broadband speeds for different countries.

As you can see, Japan ranks well above all other countries, and has over 12x the speed the average American does.

Which helps explain why it's so easy to find Asian porn, lame Japanese music videos and inane game show clips.  They can upload that garbage way faster than we can.

If Americans had that kind of bandwidth, Asain porn would quickly be supplanted by teenage prank videos, funny cats and annoying baby clips as the most readily available things on the Internet.

Instead of censoring the Internet, the government should just give us more bandwidth!