When entering into a fight, it's important to take a few things into consideration:
- Is your opponent tied down to anything? In most circumstances, if your opponent is tied down, this is a plus because your opponent cannot escape.
- Is your opponent an inanimate object? If it is, that's usually also a positive being that inanimate objects typically can't fight back.
- Is the purpose of your opponent's existence that it was made to be pummeled repeatedly? Again, if your opponent was created so that people could beat the shit out of it, this puts you in a very auspicious position. Time to go in and do your damage.
Yet, with all these things in his favor, the poor kid still got his ass handed to him.
Well, it happens to the worst of us.