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Dammit! We Missed The Skinny Girls Only Speed Dating Event!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 11, 2012 at 3:00PM

I can't believe we missed this event, guys.

They were turning away fatties at the door! Even if you don't want to get in on the speed dating, you'd certainly have wanted to be there when the size 10 girl explains that Ann Taylor runs small and so usually she wears an 8. Super classy.

Come on, society. Did we learn nothing from the movie Shallow Hal?? Besides the fact that no one should ride in an elevator with Tony Robbins.

[via Jezebel]

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