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Does This Skirt Make Me Look Slutty?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

Looks like someone's ready for the grossest luau ever.

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Yee-Haw

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 23, 2014 at 10:00PM

For the sake of the human race please be "on ya."

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Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 19, 2013 at 10:00AM

…Catch a father by it's reservoir tip.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you want good moo shoo pork, you've simply got to be willing to spend on that high quality, uncut, English pig cum.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Must Be Pay Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 20, 2013 at 10:00PM

She forgot Columbus Day was a bank holiday. Now what?

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