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Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

When given Adderall, the spider wrote a thirty page paper in under an hour, then dressed like a whore and went out for the night.

[via YouTube]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Barstool]

Do not tell this guy about the Black Widow.

[via TBT]

GUY #1: So I really appreciate The Discovery Channel taking the time to meet with us.  Our show idea is called "Wow, That's Incredible."  Basically, we just walk around filming stuff with an iPhone and we watch it and mention how incredible it is and say "Wow" and stuff.

GUY #2: Sometimes I say "Holy cow."

GUY #1: Oh, yeah.  He actually says "Holy cow" a lot.

GUY #2: Yeah, a decent amount.

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL: Do you guys even know anything about nature?

GUY #2: I know about spinnerets and whatever.

GUY #1: Yeah, and I can tell you when things are wide and when they are not wide.

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL: How did you guys get in here?

GUY #1: We just walked in.  There was no one at the front gate.

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL: Wow, that's incredible.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Over the holiday weekend, my mom and my sister were debating whether one of the things I like to do on the Tosh.0 blog is write posts about things on top of other things, particularly animals on top of animals.

Apparently, the discussion got heated to the point where eventually I got a call from my mother to verify if this is true or not.

To which I replied, "It's not my thing.  It's the Internet's thing.  I am just a conduit through which it flows!"

Exhibit A above.  If this is not true, why would anyone post this image on Reddit for the whole Internet to see?  I mean, besides the fact that it is awesome.

[via Reddit]

In response to the recent Twitter campaign to make Donald Glover the next Spider-Man, Stan Lee, creator of Thor Spider-Man, said that a black Spider-Man "might be confusing to people."

It's almost as confusing as a man who has the powers of a spider.

But I get where Stan Lee is coming from.  Black people confuse me all the time.  Soul food?  What's up with that??

And it's a slippery slope.  What's next?  An Asian Superman?  A Native American Batman?  An all midget cast for the Fantastic Four?

Hopefully.

[via The Daily What]