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Hey There, Sexy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

Only an idiot would get 1) a face tattoo 2) of spiders 3) with only 6 legs.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 6, 2014 at 5:00PM

Pretty sure I'll be writing "SPIDERS!!!!" in my dream journal tomorrow morning.

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Vote For The Year's Most Awesome Tattoo!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Most Awesome Tattoo

The rumors are true! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

We've had some great ink in 2013, from dick scorpions to requests for anal. And the great thing about tattoos is that this year may be coming to a close, but these guys will have their glorious artwork for the rest of their lives. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

So which tat takes the cake? That's where you come in. Vote now!

The nominees are:

Check back on December 26th and 27th to see who won!

They're Coming In For The Winter

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

"It's cool if we crash on your headboard and/or toilet seat, yeah?"

[via Izismile]

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How Did That Get In There?

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 10, 2013 at 12:00PM

"It tickles." – The bat shit crazy person above.

[via College Humor]

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