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This is the one where Precious receives the opportunity of a lifetime after vandalizing a performing arts school, gaining her the chance to earn a dance scholarship!

Hopefully they don't release it in 3D.

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Tosh.0 resets the pins and takes another look at this 7-10 split in this week's breakdown:

This is one of those videos where we don't need to say "don't try this at home," for obvious reasons:

What's it like to be so good at something no one ever wants to listen to? Daniel Tosh tries it himself:

That's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• Daniel goes tubing down the most polluted river ever.
• See "Sittin' on a Toilet" and sit on a toilet yourself.
• Guess the safe word in "Lemonade Boarding".
• Watch in disgust as a kid faces the chicken in a can challenge.
• Get a recap of our web redemptions in the form of arm wrestling matches.
• See the the Home Shopping ladder guy get redeemed. And come back tomorrow for an extended cut of the interview with him.
• Found your own video? Shot your own stuff? Daniel wants you to send it our way for season two.

See every single solitary clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.