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And look, folks. There's no chance of a completely uncut spoiler alert because that would be five hours long, and… ain't nobody got time for that.
Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:
Speaking of "spoiler alert," way to spoil the episode of Chelsea Lately I have on my DVR.
Regardless, good suggestion Rachel. This clip is so long it'll almost carry you over all the way until new Tosh.0 episodes start next week.
Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!
You're both right!
(For the record, The Human Centipede Spoiler Alert currently has over 2.8 million views which is double its closest competition, the Giant Butt Girl's 20 Seconds on the Clock with a mere 1.3 mil. Also, I too don't care)
Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!
Does it count as a spoiler alert if it's longer than the actual movie???
Ha, just kidding. It's only 45 minutes long.
Enjoy. You basically just got an extra episode and a half of Tosh.0 for free.
If you don't have 45 minutes, (which, let's be honest, you do) you can watch the edited version after the jump…
The Fine Brothers are back to spoil 50 Christmas movies in one take. You'll never have to watch ABC Family again!
A lot of people have commented on the video expressing disappointment that they didn't include "Home Alone". Yeah, yeah. Everyone loves that movie.
Well I'll spoil it for you. He grows up and looks really weird.
[via TheFineBros]
Do you guys watch Community? I don't. We're not allowed to watch any show with Joel McHale in it.
But I hear it's pretty funny.
Anyway, Betty White was on it last night just being Betty White. You know, explaining Inception to some indigenous tribesman in Africa. Doing what Betty Whites do.
There are a few spoilers in here for anyone who hasn't seen Inception yet so be aware of that. Also, really? FOR REAL?
[via NYMag]
I'm taking a poll. How many of you want Daniel to watch 'The Human Sexipede' and then explain it to you in a 25-minute long video? I haven't asked him yet but I'm sure he's willing. I mean, it looks soooooo good.
?I?m so dirty that the girls from 2 Girls 1 Cup have to videotape their reactions when they watch me.?
That is quality porn dialogue, people. That's the kind of porn dialogue that needs to be retold by Daniel Tosh in a super long, wordy fashion.
Leave your pleading requests in the comments. Only you can make a porn parody Spoiler Alert become reality!
[via FilmDrunk]
Daniel quickly spoiled the biological horror film The Human Centipede.
Want to know how long it actually took him to explain the whole film? 25 minutes.
But since we couldn't show you an entire episode devoted to The Human Centipede, we had to just post it here instead.
Grab your popcorn and click below for the full, completely unedited spoiler after the jump.
Supposedly, some leaked pages from the script of the final episode of Lost are circulating on the Internet. The A.V. Club reports:
"The recent discovery of six script pages from the finale uploaded at Italian blog Macchianera has even the normally cautious spoiler site Dark UFO backing them as '100 percent accurate and real.'"
SPOILER ALERT! I'm going to publish one of those pages below!!!!!
INT. YOUR LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
YOU and YOUR GIRLFRIEND sit on the couch. The closing credits of the final episode of Lost flash on your TV screen.
YOU
I wasted six years of my life for THAT!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Honey, calm down. I know how you get
about this sort of thing.
YOU
Oh! You know how I get?!?
You grab a nearby shotgun. You COCK IT.
YOU (CONT'D)
So I guess you expected THIS, huh?!?
YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Yes! Of course, I did! You're always
grabbing that shotgun!! When The Sopranos
finale cut to black, three people at HBO
went to the hospital! You spent 2 years
in prison!
You stand with confidence, shotgun rested calmly on your shoulder.
YOU
I hope the guards kept my bed warm.
You EXIT.
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