spoons

My New Year's Resolution: stop eating clam chowder at the tanning salon.

[Via Izismile]

"Great stuff, Grandma.  Now can you wash those spoons please?  Your oatmeal is getting cold."

[via Tastefully Offensive]

"Spoonman" as performed by Mexican cover band, Soundgardener.

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"You're doing this now!?  I just poured myself a bowl of Cheerios."

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Despite being uploaded to Flickr on August 26, 2006, this creatively arranged breakfast photo continues to find new life on the web.

The pic began attracting comments 15 months ago and has received a steady stream every since.  This morning I caught it atop Reddit's funny section and figured there's no better way to start a Monday morning than with a healthy breakfast.

It could also come in valuable in explaining the birds and the bees to your children.  Though beware: They may never get rid of the mental image of eating with a spoon being the equivalent of shoving semen in your mouth.