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Eight Ball Corner Pocket, For Birdie

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 29, 2013 at 4:00PM

golfpool

Mixing golf with another thing that is loosely referred to as a sport? Yes please.

Next he's gonna play foosball hunting.

[via Izismile]

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You Will Never Be This Good At Frisbee

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 30, 2011 at 11:00AM

But you're fine with that. Because you have a girlfriend. Or a job. Or at the very least, a bunch of episodes of The Walking Dead to catch up on.

If you throw a frisbee, you'll get it back. But you'll never get the time back that you spent THROWING A FRISBEE.

[via Buzzfeed]

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And Now Burt Reynolds Will Teach You About Football

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 12, 2011 at 2:00PM

Hopefully you learned something. Unless you're that kiss-ass Cindy.

[via EIT]

Hunt This Dude 4 Sport

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 22, 2011 at 1:00PM

Finally, someone has found a use for Tumblr…

Hunt Me 4 Sport is exactly as it sounds — a young gentleman (seen above) offering himself up to be hunted for sport.  As he states:

"I seek hearty gents who fancy themselves sportsmen and bored of the usual game. I am a new breed of prey with thick pelt and smooth hide. I?m faster than a wild turkey, smart as any GODDAMN wild boar and willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the monetary health of my family."

For a mere $10,000 per day, you can go hunt this dude.

Is this some sort of joke?  Well, he clearly states, "Serious inquiries only please. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY."  And it's on the Internet…

So I'm not sure if you could really get away with hunting this guy for sport.  But I bet you could get away with slapping him across the face.  Because he certainly deserves that.

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

Dutch Speedskater Wins Medal, My Heart

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 18, 2010 at 5:00PM

NBC is getting a lot of heat for their poor coverage of the Winter Olympics. And I don?t see why.

They?re playing so much of the action and so few commercials. And obviously, they?re airing the coverage in real-time and not just as a highlight reel.

Most importantly, they?ve sent their very best reporters to cover the events live. And when the newscasters interview athletes just seconds after winning the gold, they ask pressing, hard-hitting questions like, ?Can you please say your name and your country??

In an extended version of this great interview, Dutch speedskater Sven Kramer turns the tables on the newscaster by asking, ?Are you stupid?? To which she replies, ?Mary Smith, USA.?

[via Best Week Ever]

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